I feel more like I do now than I did before!

1) Starters, none of this is serious.
2) If something I say here offends you or someone you know then they are guilt ridden for whatever reason I don't know but they should probably see a therapist. I have a list of names should you need it.
3) I, along with many of you suffer from periodic bouts of severe depression. (Boo Hoo, ya jackwagon! Love that commercial!)
I feel the need to spout off every now and then and I recently discovered that doing that to someone you consider a friend can seriously damage that relationship. (see rule number 2 above)

Many of my friends have asked lately, "Dude, what's with the profound utterances from yer hole lately.
It's Opticalrectumitiss (the late Johnny Mane) where the nerve from the eye crosses the nerve from the rectum which, in turn, gives you a shitty outlook on life.
Look, I don't know how long I'm going to be here, none of us do, but I want to learn the correct usage of punctuation before I go. awh shit, how'd that get in there?
I want all of my friends and relatives(most of them I think) to know how much I love them and miss them.
Now I would never tell them that in person but that's another story.
I haven't worked in over 10 years and I have had many moons to ponder.
I have recently made the journey back to being on stage, by myself, alone doing a single which was supposed to be open mike but no one came.
Actually have learned 10 new songs from this century!
I have had to learn to sing all over again and "all over" pretty much describes how it started out.
I have become quite the guitar player over the last ten years. No one could accuse me of being Brad Paisley like but I'm happy with it. It brings tears to my eyes when I hear myself. (booohahahahaha!)
So, like I said, if you are easily offended then you should end it here because I don't give a shit how you feel.

It's all about me!